WORK

These are the conversations that plague me during the day:

To set the scene, I work in a busy cafe inside a shopping mall, a women comes up to me holding a menu.

Customer: Do you have Lasagna?
Me: Aaaa, no...
Customer: Do you have crumbed fish with salad?
Me: No... we have battered fish, also a grilled barramundi.
Customer: I want crumbed fish, with bread crumbs, do you have it?
Me: Aaaaa...Did you look at the menu????
Customer: You don't have anything I want.
Me: (*in my mind*, then f-ing go somewhere else)

She ended up ordering the giant beef burger.